Name: Ryan Porter

Job: Chief of Sass, Dramarama

Age: 30

Relevant Astrological Signs: Horse, Gemini

Where You've Seen Him: Published in the Globe and Mail, Maclean's, eye Weekly, Hello! and Flare. Watched movies for Canada's celebrity weekly, Weekly Scoop. Appeared on MuchMoreMusic's Listed and CBC's Test the Nation.

Books Written: Contributed to 20 Years of Fashion Cares; wrote Little Miss Broom, a thrilling portrait of a broom that gets her bristles changed, in 1984.

Best. Movie. Ever.: Reality Bites

"In Case Of Getting Stranded On A Desert Island" CD: Madonna's The
Immaculate Collection

Most P.V.R.-ed Program: The View, preferably when Barbara Walters is
away on a book tour.

Must Read Magazine: Entertainment Weekly

Best Celeb Encounter: Shawn Ashmore, because he's one person who never
gets tired of talking about the X-Men.

Worst Celeb Encounter: Paris Hilton, because she really is that stupid.

Pet Peeves: Expensive shoes, V.I.P. areas, the headline "[some
actress's] baby joy!," movie theatre commercials

Favourite Jessica: Simpson, because she keeps it real (except for the lips).

Celebrity Affiliation: Team Jolie

Dream Historical Dinner Party: Percy Shelley, Oscar Wilde, Jane Jacobs

Best Way To Spend A Day: Breakfast on a patio with a magazine, lunch
at the beach, a movie with a surprise ending, winning the lottery